The Cramps - Sunglasses After Dark lyrics

I got somethin' to say to
You and you better listen
I'm'a tell ya how to be
Cool in one easy lesson go!

Sunglasses after dark!
AAAAAHHHH! They're so sharp!
And you'll be cool
And the squares'll drool

It's real simple sunglasses after dark!
AAAAAHHHH! They're so sharp!

Listen to this: Went out last Saturday night
Got myself in a knife fight
Everybody got cut includin' me
'Cause not one of us cats could see!
We had on SAD that's right

I was hangin' around on the street
When this great big guy ran right into me!


I could hardly make him out
Everything was so dim
But then I seen what was wrong with him
He was wearin' sunglassesafter dark

Sunglasses after dark!
Whooooo! They're so sharp!
Sunglasses after dark!
Whooooo! It's so simple!

Uh, where am I, by the way? Oh, yeah