The Darkness - Mudslide lyrics

This ain't no double entendre
This ain't no euphemism this is real life
I'm describing a natural disaster mud flow

Land mass shifting beneath our feet
Houses, floating on down the street
Debris, wreck and ruin
Bobbing along like butter would not melt
Deluge never-ending
And the raindrops never cease to pelt

(Mudslide)
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down, deep inside, I hate you, mudslide
Mudslide

Neighbors, thus far, I have managed to avoid
Flounder, as they're drawn deep
Down into the watery void
Gesticulating wildly, but it's awkward
So I wave, "ta ta"
And the distant cries of anguish
Play havoc while I Cha-Cha

(Mudslide)
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down, deep inside, I hate you, mudslide
Mudslide

Somewhere, under the mud flow way down, low
There lies my dear, beloved gazebo

Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down, deep inside, I hate you, mudslide

Do you know what this is?
It's a fucking mudslide

It's hard to see the upside in a mudslide
Oh, this deadly mudslide
Way down, deep inside, I hate you, mudslide
Mudslide