The Darkness - One Way Ticket lyrics

It was a dusty old night and
I'm the first to admit it
I've surely upset someone
But my memory has chosen to omit it
A tiny voice telling me I
Really should cool it
Chewing my face off, talking absolute rubbish

The first line hit me like a kick in the face
I thought, "I'd better have another one
Just in case"
Next thing I knew, my heart was under attack
I bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

I've always tried to keep
My vices under wraps
But a coach-load of mutes would
Have been talkative chaps
If they had seen fit to join
Me for a couple of hit's
And now, my septum is in tatters
And I've still got the runs

It burned for a moment then
It kicked like a mule
The strangers I recruited thought
It was rocket fuel
Several massive chocking lines
Of glorious gack
I bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

Stick it up your fucking nose!

Holding court, repeating myself
Each repetition slightly louder
Pausing just long enough to
Snort the white powder
Wheels came off, but I'm still on track
I bought a one way ticket to hell (And back)

One way ticket to hell and back (yeah)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
(ooh yeah) one way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell (ooh yeah)

One way ticket to hell and back (woo)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell