The Darkness - Physical Sex lyrics

Many miles between you and me
And our love is guaranteed to fail
'Cause a fuck should be multi-sensory
And you just can't smell an email

Phone sex, cyber sex ain't all that
I prefer to take my sex
In it's original format
So you know what you can
Do with that mouse mat

Physical Sex (With a touchy feely woman)
Physical Sex (With a touchy feely woman)
Physical Sex (With a touchy feely woman)
Physical Sex

Well, I need to turn my horse around
But my baby's got the painters in
S-s-s-sporting a hat of the finest brown
The colour of a cardinal sin

Honey, I've always had my knockers, I fear
Gimme just an eyeful of your
Rear, of your rear, of your rear
It's somewhere to put my beer

Physical Sex (With a touchy feely woman)
Physical Sex (With a touchy feely woman)
Physical Sex (With a touchy feely woman)
Physical Sex bring me sex

Physical Sex (With a touchy feely woman)
Physical Sex (With a touchy feely woman)
Physical Sex (With a touchy feely woman)
Physical Sex