The Darkness - Southern Trains lyrics

Air-con set to sub-Arctic
If it moves, it isn't quick

Major delays, cancellations
Tedious conversations
Trying to eat your dinner with
An ass in your face it's a disgrace

It's a journey into pure despair
There are fucking assholes everywhere
I can smell piss and shit in the air
Fuck you, southern trains
We're not getting anywhere

Journey into pure despair
I just want to get somewhere

Throw away the itinerary
The whole rat race in one place, stationary
On your marks, get set, stop there
Southern trains are top

It's a journey into pure despair
There are fucking assholes everywhere
I can smell piss and shit in the air
Fuck you, southern trains
We're not getting anywhere

Them southern trains choo-choo
Boo hoo them southern trains
Choo-choo boo hoo

Heaving carriages of indignation
Grown men weeping of pure frustration
Totally packed and always late
Into the tunnel of hate

It's a journey into pure despair
(Got me on the rails)
There are fucking assholes everywhere
(This steam-age nightmare)
I can smell piss and shit in the air
(Slower than snails)
Fuck you, southern trains
We're not getting anywhere