The Darkness - Stampede of Love lyrics

You walked in and the ground shook
Can't believe how much food you took
Looked at me with those hungry eyes
You were eyeing up my fries
To the naked eye, you're a perfect sphere
Stomach bulging out to here
Don't know if my heart will last
Ain't never had a love this vast

Feeding time, you take more than you need
Feeding time, prepare for the stampede
Of love

You're overweight, beautiful and swell
You wear your house like a tortoise shell
I can't wait to see you again
You have to hire in a crane
I saw you at the beach today
You looked quite thin
But you were just far away

Feeding time, you take more than you need
Feeding time, and now for the stampede
Of love (When two planets collide)
(We will never divide, Stampede of love)

Across the sand on a donkey ride
Great fun till the donkey died

"Let's really hold it down, guys
Let's really lock in, yeah?"
"D'you want me to play slightly behind
The beat on this one?"
"Fuck you, you fucking cunt!"