The Decemberists - Midlist Author lyrics
[The Decemberists - Midlist Author lyrics]
Fell upon a Tuesday when I had
Just got down to work
And everything went grey
So I caught a bus Wednesday
Thought a vacation well-deserved
And all my edges frayed
Address your letters to: Midlist author
You're never the best but
You're never the worst why even bother?
You'll never be last but
You'll never be first
Have another taste of fame when
They mispronounce your name
When they mispronounce your name
Strolled along the seaside amid all
The vulgar cheering crowds
And a boy cries for his dog
Stolen by a riptide his mother
Explains he surely drowned
As he weeps upon a log
And all my readers sing, oh: Midlist author
You're never the best but
You're never the worst why even bother?
You'll never be last but
You'll never be first
Maybe one more glass of wine
Will make everything seem fine
Maybe everything will seem fine
And nobody's taking chances
And all those dwindling advances get you down
They get you down
Shuffling homeward
I check the receiver on the phone
No messages returned
So I started up a new thing
Something about the sea, a boy, and his dog
And these were the first words
Dedication TK, oh midlist author
You're never the best but
You're never the worst why even bother?
You'll never be last but
You'll never be first
Maybe novel 22 will make
Them all remember you
Just got down to work
And everything went grey
So I caught a bus Wednesday
Thought a vacation well-deserved
And all my edges frayed
Address your letters to: Midlist author
You're never the best but
You're never the worst why even bother?
You'll never be last but
You'll never be first
Have another taste of fame when
They mispronounce your name
When they mispronounce your name
Strolled along the seaside amid all
The vulgar cheering crowds
And a boy cries for his dog
Stolen by a riptide his mother
Explains he surely drowned
As he weeps upon a log
And all my readers sing, oh: Midlist author
You're never the best but
You're never the worst why even bother?
You'll never be last but
You'll never be first
Maybe one more glass of wine
Will make everything seem fine
Maybe everything will seem fine
And nobody's taking chances
And all those dwindling advances get you down
They get you down
Shuffling homeward
I check the receiver on the phone
No messages returned
So I started up a new thing
Something about the sea, a boy, and his dog
And these were the first words
Dedication TK, oh midlist author
You're never the best but
You're never the worst why even bother?
You'll never be last but
You'll never be first
Maybe novel 22 will make
Them all remember you