The Divine Comedy - How Can You Leave Me on My Own lyrics

How can you leave me on my own?
How can you leave me on my own?
When did you say that you're coming home?
How can you leave me on my own?

When you leave, I become a moron
A beer-swilling, time-killing moron
I surgically remove all of the
Green food from my diet
I know I should be reading but
I'm too lazy to try it
I keep the TV on all day to
Chase away the quiet when you leave

How can you leave me on my own?
How can you leave me on my own?
How can you leave me on my own?
How can you leave me on my own?
When did you say that you're coming home?
How can you leave me on my own?

When you leave, I become a dickhead
A bad-smelling, couch-dwelling dickhead
I drink too many cups of tea
And eat too many biscuit's
I think about going out
Decide not to risk it
I look at naked ladies cause I'm too
Weak to resist it when you leave

How can you leave me on my own?
How can you leave me on my own?

How can you leave me on my own?
How can you leave me on my own?
It's not the same talking on the phone
How can you leave me on my own?

When you leave, I become a caveman
A bed head, brain-dead caveman
I stare at all the photos and the
Texts that you have sent me
I curl up with the dogs
I think they're starting to resent me
I want to go to bed but the bed
Is just too empty when you leave

How can you leave me on my own?
How can you leave me on my own?
How can you leave me on my own?
How can you leave me on my own?
When did you say that you're coming home?
How can you leave me on my own?