The Divine Comedy - Something for the Weekend lyrics

Females tittering hello
Ooh females tittering
I say how about a little kiss?
Females tittering oh, don't be unkind
Wooooo

She said, "There's something in the woodshed"
And I can hear it breathing
It's such an eerie feeling, darling"
He said, "There's nothing in the woodshed
It's your imagination
End of the conversation, darling"

(Something in his heart) Something
In his heart (Told him to come clean) Told
Him to come clean
(Tell her he was not) He was
Not who he claimed to be
(Something in his genes) Something
In his genes
(Told him to pretend) Told him to pretend
(Something in his genes) 'Twas
Something for the weekend

Females tittering oh, come on
You know you want to

But she said
"There is something in the woodshed
I know because I saw it
I can't simply ignore it, darling"
So he said, "Now baby don't be stupid
Get this into your sweet head
There ain't nothing in the woodshed
Except maybe some wood"

(Something in his heart) Something
In his heart (Told him to come clean) Told
Him to come clean
(Tell her he was not) He was
Not who he claimed to be
(Something in his jeans) Something
In his jeans
(Told him to pretend) Told him to pretend
(Something in his jeans) 'Twas
Something for the weekend

"I'll go all the way with you
If you'll only do the same for me go and see
If it's nothing like you say
Then you can have your wicked way with me"
Oh yeah, yeah!

(Weekend, Here's something for the weekend)
(Here's something for the weekend)
(Here's something for the weekend)
(Here's something for the weekend)
Something for the weekend
(Here's something for the weekend)
Something for the weekend
(Here's something for the weekend)
Something for the weekend
(Here's something for the weekend)
Something for the weekend
(Here's something for the weekend)
Something for the weekend
(Here's something for the weekend)
Something for the weekend
(Here's something for the weekend)
Something for the weekend
(Here's something for the weekend)
Something for the weekend

He went down to the woodshed
They came down hard on his head
Gagged and bound and left for dead
When he woke she was gone with his
Car and all of his money