The Doppelgangaz - Shit Rock lyrics

Ay yo, it's time for a confession
It's best if I just testify
For years of going in on myself
I've been desensitized
Your shorty down for sessions
Yo and she got some friends with thighs
But on the spot I'm good for
Thinking of some defensive lines
I say, yo baby girl
Let's not make this a spectacle
Your nose is out of place
Plus, your face is asymmetrical
And look at them chesticles, eh
I'm feel to smother, hun
Eh, one of them is slightly
Smaller than the other one
How am I supposed to be
Performing under these conditions?
I been hit up the doctor, yo
I been filled out prescriptions
I took them joints so long
I started developing a resistance
It's like playing discus with a
Tear in your meniscus
But yo, I'm getting women
Wishing me the best of wishes
And play me shorties sending me
Some messages with pictures
Talking about your majesty
Here's the digit's, let me take a stab at
Defying the laws of gravity and
Defying the laws of physics

Lets get home, get high, get wine
Get schnapps
Recline, in time, get mine, get knocked
It's fine, but mid top, this dime just slit
Ai'ght? Oh, shit, got red light
Ayo, I couldn't get my shit rock
Ayo, I couldn't get my shit rock
Ayo, I couldn't get my shit rock
A nigga couldn't get his shit rock
Ayo, I couldn't get my shit rock

Ay yo shorty living in Mont Clare
Got Mont Clare, Mont Blanc, Conair
Blowing her hair by the armoire
In the armchair 44G brazier, holding a pair
Of the most rare, coveted pair
Shaped fair, skin twins up in the air
A couple of grams of snort, up in the?
Plans abort when she take out
The cans and let both of my hands support
Random thought: if this chick
Spayed for real-ly
I spray up the club though
She got preyed to Willie
Feel me? She go wherever the god goes
Spa go to the Tahoe, she feening for the?
I'm leaning for the console
Scheming on her tonsils
She wanna get frisky
But I can't get off on the whiskey
Not even half chubbed
Shriveled like out of the bath tub
She laughed, shrugged
Giggled and told me pack up
Shorty let's back up and let's try it again
But I can't pretend a player
Won't cry in the end

Lets get home, get high, get wine
Get schnapps
Recline, in time, get mine, get knocked
It's fine, but mid top, this dime just slit
Ai'ght? Oh, shit, got red light
Ayo, I couldn't get my shit rock
Ayo, I couldn't get my shit rock
Ayo, I couldn't get my shit rock
A nigga couldn't get his shit rock
Ayo, I couldn't get my shit rock