The Fall - Mere Pseud Mag. Ed. lyrics
[The Fall - Mere Pseud Mag. Ed. lyrics]
His heart organ was where it should be
His brain was in his arse
His hand was well out of his pocket
His psyche's in the hearth
Had a beard which was weird
Some time ago heard Ramones in '81
Has a Spanish guitar
Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate!
Spanish guitar doesn't get far
In computer teaching job
His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix
A fancied wit that's imitation
Of Rumpole of Bailey
Who's causes and rags were phoenix-like
They were do do like
They were comfort blanket type
Pho do in fact pho do in fact
Pho do in fact pho do in fact
He had a weak pisser
And one night at darts match
Decadent sandwich quaff
He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre
Saw Not the Nine O'Clock News History
Of the World Part One twice each at least
Twice each at least twice each at least
Mere pseud mag editor's father
His brain was in his arse
His hand was well out of his pocket
His psyche's in the hearth
Had a beard which was weird
Some time ago heard Ramones in '81
Has a Spanish guitar
Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate!
Spanish guitar doesn't get far
In computer teaching job
His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix
A fancied wit that's imitation
Of Rumpole of Bailey
Who's causes and rags were phoenix-like
They were do do like
They were comfort blanket type
Pho do in fact pho do in fact
Pho do in fact pho do in fact
He had a weak pisser
And one night at darts match
Decadent sandwich quaff
He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre
Saw Not the Nine O'Clock News History
Of the World Part One twice each at least
Twice each at least twice each at least
Mere pseud mag editor's father