The Gothic Archies - Freakshow (from “The Carnivorous Carnival”) lyrics

People gawk at the way you walk
You're a freakshow
People squawk 'bout the way you talk
You're a freakshow
People stare at your scary hair
You're a freakshow
People glare at that hat you wear
You're a freakshow

Real people want to know
What it is about your face
That irritates them so
Real people stop and ask
Why you wear that costume
And why don't you wear a mask?

Normal folk think you're just a
Joke and a freakshow
Normal types cross the street for
Swipes at the freakshow
Even birds stop to drop their


Turds on the freakshow even geeks
Even other freaks hate the freakshow
Real people fume and seethe
How you dare to share the air
The public has to breathe
Real people ask you why
With a face like you've got
Won't you just lie down and

Real people look on you
Like something unpleasant for the
Garbage crew to do real people question how
Someone took a lobster's face and
Put it on a cow real people say "har har"
As a monster movie actor, you could be a star

And soon, you are!