The Herd - Mischief lyrics
[The Herd - Mischief lyrics]
And the mischief we make
Feign memory when we wake Woaoh!
She's a hell of a temptress
No regrets yet, we intend to get reckless
"Look, most of us are on the dole
We can't even afford, mate, to pay for bands
There's good bands in there, you know?"
Just jumped offstage, half dazed, half hyped
Late Saturday night
Let's not be here for the ugly lights
Something might be bumpin' down
At the local jive i'm open to it man
As long as I can socialise
With some exotic types
Let's spit this drunken lingo
I got more penny pinchin' than
A session at Kinko's i'm kinda skint though
Where's the cab splitters?
Grab the last of the rider
To bribe the fence sitters
Stepsisters as it turns out, lecherous things
The kinda late night venue exodus brings
She wear a g-string well
Like an inch above her belt
And if the lights are on at home, man
You really couldn't tell
And she fell down shouting
Friends all pouting
'cause the bartender cut them off at ten
(but who's counting?)
Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here
Yeah, it's time to bail
And so I'm flailing for a cab
Seven cats and Dale's base amp
Can you fit five, and two in the boot?
It's not far
(come on son, fuckin' get in the car)
'cause a fight had just erupted
Over Fords and Holdens get pissed, punch on
Take it back to what's golden
Wallet and the phone, keys, check, yeah
Got 'em
Shirt still sweaty and wet, but no problem
The taxi almost hit a punter
As we run the red
Overdrunk, underfed, ready for anything
And the mischief we make
Feign memory when we wake Woaoh!
She's a hell of a temptress
No regrets yet, we intend to get reckless
And the mischief we make
Feign memory when we wake Woaoh!
She's a hell of a temptress
No regrets yet, we intend to get reckless
"I'm really digging this?
I'm really into it! You like the sound of?"
So what you reckon fellas
After party at the warehouse
Yeah, nah, fuck that, what was it called?
You know the joint we were supposed to
Have our names on the door
My guts are spinning', progcrumb
It'll be chockers for sure!
That's bullshit! Man
What you knockin' it for? Nah, cuz
I can't wait to see you rockin' the floor
A little shockin' and awe
Kitty cat to get your paws on
The clientele here are bound to
Drop your drawers for sure, son
Watch the bartender as he carefully pours
1, 2, 3, hey next round's on me
4, 5, 6, 7, hey hang on, cunts!
(But, I saw you on the Hottest 100 once)
Woaoh! the dizzying heights of fame
And though we met, and you said it before
I've forgot your name
It really doesn't matter
Maggots look the same when it's late
And, yo, i'm gonna take these mackin knees
And give 'em a shake
And so I move across the room like an octopus
A spectacle of chaos
Checking out the view through the binoculars
Opposite the bar side door
Trying to sneak in
Some trashed cunts we lost at
The start of the weekend
(game over dude! That's it, Goose
You're out, Ha ha, "goose")
And the mischief we make
Feign memory when we wake Woaoh!
She's a hell of a temptress
No regrets yet, we intend to get reckless
And the mischief we make
Feign memory when we wake Woaoh!
She's a hell of a temptress
No regrets yet, we intend to get reckless
"So, do you like to do
Stuff and stuff? You know
I like to do to do stuff"
"Uhh, I guess, I don't know, I
Like some stuff, you know, um
Shit I don't know"
Degenerated into a free-for-all, sleazes ball
The people all writhing
Dudes in leather tights high-fiving
Making requests, DJ, behind the decks
Man he's shaking his head
He says, "you're breaking my balls" Baby
Fuck your Nutbush! Took a wild swing at him
It didn't do much good
And you can bash the DJ
While we're smashing it
The bouncer said, "You pissed
Kid?", I said, "Nah, i'm passionate!"
But the dregs didn't notice
They were deep in conversation
Trying all their best lines
For a night's accommodation
And when the house lights come on
It's just me and you and maybe a friend
And maybe this is not the end
And still I'm making a dent
In a kick-kick-en kebab
The best late night minced meat you ever had
"Um, yeah, nah, nah dude, I gotta go
There's my ride!" "Everyone else seems to be
Having a good time"
And the mischief we make
Feign memory when we wake Woaoh!
She's a hell of a temptress
No regrets yet, we intend to get reckless
And the mischief we make
Feign memory when we wake Woaoh!
She's a hell of a temptress
No regrets yet, we intend to get reckless
"a hell of a princess hahaha! The princess
Is gonna break his arms in a temptress?"
Feign memory when we wake Woaoh!
She's a hell of a temptress
No regrets yet, we intend to get reckless
"Look, most of us are on the dole
We can't even afford, mate, to pay for bands
There's good bands in there, you know?"
Just jumped offstage, half dazed, half hyped
Late Saturday night
Let's not be here for the ugly lights
Something might be bumpin' down
At the local jive i'm open to it man
As long as I can socialise
With some exotic types
Let's spit this drunken lingo
I got more penny pinchin' than
A session at Kinko's i'm kinda skint though
Where's the cab splitters?
Grab the last of the rider
To bribe the fence sitters
Stepsisters as it turns out, lecherous things
The kinda late night venue exodus brings
She wear a g-string well
Like an inch above her belt
And if the lights are on at home, man
You really couldn't tell
And she fell down shouting
Friends all pouting
'cause the bartender cut them off at ten
(but who's counting?)
Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here
Yeah, it's time to bail
And so I'm flailing for a cab
Seven cats and Dale's base amp
Can you fit five, and two in the boot?
It's not far
(come on son, fuckin' get in the car)
'cause a fight had just erupted
Over Fords and Holdens get pissed, punch on
Take it back to what's golden
Wallet and the phone, keys, check, yeah
Got 'em
Shirt still sweaty and wet, but no problem
The taxi almost hit a punter
As we run the red
Overdrunk, underfed, ready for anything
And the mischief we make
Feign memory when we wake Woaoh!
She's a hell of a temptress
No regrets yet, we intend to get reckless
And the mischief we make
Feign memory when we wake Woaoh!
She's a hell of a temptress
No regrets yet, we intend to get reckless
"I'm really digging this?
I'm really into it! You like the sound of?"
So what you reckon fellas
After party at the warehouse
Yeah, nah, fuck that, what was it called?
You know the joint we were supposed to
Have our names on the door
My guts are spinning', progcrumb
It'll be chockers for sure!
That's bullshit! Man
What you knockin' it for? Nah, cuz
I can't wait to see you rockin' the floor
A little shockin' and awe
Kitty cat to get your paws on
The clientele here are bound to
Drop your drawers for sure, son
Watch the bartender as he carefully pours
1, 2, 3, hey next round's on me
4, 5, 6, 7, hey hang on, cunts!
(But, I saw you on the Hottest 100 once)
Woaoh! the dizzying heights of fame
And though we met, and you said it before
I've forgot your name
It really doesn't matter
Maggots look the same when it's late
And, yo, i'm gonna take these mackin knees
And give 'em a shake
And so I move across the room like an octopus
A spectacle of chaos
Checking out the view through the binoculars
Opposite the bar side door
Trying to sneak in
Some trashed cunts we lost at
The start of the weekend
(game over dude! That's it, Goose
You're out, Ha ha, "goose")
And the mischief we make
Feign memory when we wake Woaoh!
She's a hell of a temptress
No regrets yet, we intend to get reckless
And the mischief we make
Feign memory when we wake Woaoh!
She's a hell of a temptress
No regrets yet, we intend to get reckless
"So, do you like to do
Stuff and stuff? You know
I like to do to do stuff"
"Uhh, I guess, I don't know, I
Like some stuff, you know, um
Shit I don't know"
Degenerated into a free-for-all, sleazes ball
The people all writhing
Dudes in leather tights high-fiving
Making requests, DJ, behind the decks
Man he's shaking his head
He says, "you're breaking my balls" Baby
Fuck your Nutbush! Took a wild swing at him
It didn't do much good
And you can bash the DJ
While we're smashing it
The bouncer said, "You pissed
Kid?", I said, "Nah, i'm passionate!"
But the dregs didn't notice
They were deep in conversation
Trying all their best lines
For a night's accommodation
And when the house lights come on
It's just me and you and maybe a friend
And maybe this is not the end
And still I'm making a dent
In a kick-kick-en kebab
The best late night minced meat you ever had
"Um, yeah, nah, nah dude, I gotta go
There's my ride!" "Everyone else seems to be
Having a good time"
And the mischief we make
Feign memory when we wake Woaoh!
She's a hell of a temptress
No regrets yet, we intend to get reckless
And the mischief we make
Feign memory when we wake Woaoh!
She's a hell of a temptress
No regrets yet, we intend to get reckless
"a hell of a princess hahaha! The princess
Is gonna break his arms in a temptress?"