The Lemonheads - Being Around lyrics
[The Lemonheads - Being Around lyrics]
If I was in the fridge
Would you open the door?
If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
If I was your body
Would you still wear clothes?
If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
Where would you keep it? Would you eat it?
I'm just tryin to give myself a reason
For being around
If I was the front porch swing
Would you let me hang?
If I was the dance floor
Would you shake your thing?
If I was a rubber check
Would you let me bounce
Up and down inside your bank account?
Would ya trust me, not to break you?
I'm just tryin really hard to make you
Notice me being around
If I was a haircut would you wear a hat?
If I was a maid, could I clean your flat?
If I was the carpet would ya wipe your feet
In time to save me from mud off the street?
If you like me, if you love me
Why don't you get down on your knees
And scrub me? I'm a little grubby
Just being around
Would you open the door?
If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
If I was your body
Would you still wear clothes?
If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
Where would you keep it? Would you eat it?
I'm just tryin to give myself a reason
For being around
If I was the front porch swing
Would you let me hang?
If I was the dance floor
Would you shake your thing?
If I was a rubber check
Would you let me bounce
Up and down inside your bank account?
Would ya trust me, not to break you?
I'm just tryin really hard to make you
Notice me being around
If I was a haircut would you wear a hat?
If I was a maid, could I clean your flat?
If I was the carpet would ya wipe your feet
In time to save me from mud off the street?
If you like me, if you love me
Why don't you get down on your knees
And scrub me? I'm a little grubby
Just being around