The Magnetic Fields - Eye Contact lyrics

Eye contact must we make eye contact?
Must we always react
Through frowns and smiles?

Let's make a pact when we must interact
Facing front would distract
From our profiles lovely profiles
Eye contact how I hate eye contact!
Having to stare exactly, in fact, where?

Pretend to care where you happen to stare
Break contact if you dare haha, I win
Haha, I win

Eye contact for the autodidact
Ever and always smacked of smarmy charm

Call me barmy must we all be warm?
Must all warmth take the form
Of eye contact? Contact, my eye!