The Magnetic Fields - I Wish I Had an Evil Twin lyrics
[The Magnetic Fields - I Wish I Had an Evil Twin lyrics]
I wish I had an evil twin
Running 'round doing people in i wish I had
A very bad and evil twin to do my will
To cull and conquer, cut and kill
Just like I would if I weren't good
And if I knew where to begin
Down and down he'd go:
How low, no one would know
Sometimes the good life wears thin
I wish I had an evil twin
My evil twin would lie and steal
And he would stink of sex appeal
All men would writhe beneath his scythe
He'd send the pretty ones to me
And they would think that I was he
I'd hurt them, and I'd go scot-free
I'd get no blame and feel no shame
'Cause evil's not my cup of tea
Down and down he'd go:
How low, I would not need to know
All my life there should have been
An evil twin
Running 'round doing people in i wish I had
A very bad and evil twin to do my will
To cull and conquer, cut and kill
Just like I would if I weren't good
And if I knew where to begin
Down and down he'd go:
How low, no one would know
Sometimes the good life wears thin
I wish I had an evil twin
My evil twin would lie and steal
And he would stink of sex appeal
All men would writhe beneath his scythe
He'd send the pretty ones to me
And they would think that I was he
I'd hurt them, and I'd go scot-free
I'd get no blame and feel no shame
'Cause evil's not my cup of tea
Down and down he'd go:
How low, I would not need to know
All my life there should have been
An evil twin