The Magnetic Fields - My Stupid Boyfriend lyrics
[The Magnetic Fields - My Stupid Boyfriend lyrics]
Own house on a map my stupid girlfriend can
Make any question a trap
My stupid boyfriend wants mommy to
Pick up his room
My stupid girlfriend fills each
Day with impending doom
Oh, if only they'd come to a sudden end
Then you could be my stupid
Boyfriend Girlfriend
My stupid girlfriend thinks sex is
Some kind of sin
My stupid boyfriend drinks only
The stinkiest gin
My stupid girlfriend just mumbles
In her private code
My stupid boyfriend takes any
Excuse to explode
Oh, if only they'd follow the overdose trend
Then you could be my stupid
Boyfriend Girlfriend
My stupid girlfriend takes hours to
Make up her mind
My stupid boyfriend is always
One sentence behind
My stupid boyfriend loves nobody
More than himself
My stupid girlfriend's in love with
Her pet magic elf
We don't even like them so why pretend
When you could be my stupid
Boyfriend Girlfriend
Oh, if only they'd come to a sudden end
Then you could be my stupid
Boyfriend Girlfriend