The Magnetic Fields - The Biggest Tits in History lyrics

She's got the biggest tit's in history
She loves to show them 'round
They're bigger than her chickadees
They each weigh half a pound
She told me she's got more of them
But, I've seen only three
And those were I'm quite sure
The biggest tit's in history

Your average tit weighs half an ounce
That's if you feed 'em well
But she's got ways to make tit's
Bouncy baby boys from hell
She majored in biology
She knows whereof she speaks
You know her tit's are happy
From their smiling little beaks
She's working for the government
She's breeding them for clones
To use them on the battlefield
For intercepting drones


Her mother did the same work
It's all through her family tree
And that's why Lola's got the
Biggest tit's in history tit's in history
Tit's in history