The Mothers of Invention - Soft-Sell Conclusion lyrics
The Mothers of Invention [Frank Zappa and the Mothers] Pomona, California, U.S. 🇺🇸
[The Mothers of Invention - Soft-Sell Conclusion lyrics]
A lot of people don't bother about
Their friends in the Vegetable Kingdom
They think, "Ah, what can I say?
What can a person like myself
Say to a vegetable?"
But the answer is simple, my friends
Just call and tell them how
You feel about muffins, pumpkins
Wax paper, Caledonia, mahoganies, elbows
And green things in general
And soon: a new rapport!
You and your new little
Green and yellow buddies
Grooving together! Oh no!
Maintaining your coolness together!
Worshipping together in the church
Of your choice! Only in America!
Woh oh oh ah ah ha
Call any vegetable call it by name
You gotta call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable and the chances are good
Ahhh, that the vegetable will respond to you
Oh no! Can you see them responding?
The pumpkin is breathing hard
Huffa puffa huffa puffa what a pumpkin!
Their friends in the Vegetable Kingdom
They think, "Ah, what can I say?
What can a person like myself
Say to a vegetable?"
But the answer is simple, my friends
Just call and tell them how
You feel about muffins, pumpkins
Wax paper, Caledonia, mahoganies, elbows
And green things in general
And soon: a new rapport!
You and your new little
Green and yellow buddies
Grooving together! Oh no!
Maintaining your coolness together!
Worshipping together in the church
Of your choice! Only in America!
Woh oh oh ah ah ha
Call any vegetable call it by name
You gotta call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable and the chances are good
Ahhh, that the vegetable will respond to you
Oh no! Can you see them responding?
The pumpkin is breathing hard
Huffa puffa huffa puffa what a pumpkin!