The Nits - Frozen Fred lyrics
[The Nits - Frozen Fred lyrics]
This is a story you haven't heard
You may not believe it's true
What happened to this cat called Frozen Fred
Could happen to me and to you
Fred had a passion for frozen food
And TV dinners, too
He hated that merciless summer sun
The weekly barbecue
Spends his summer in the swimming pool
Trying desperately to keep it cool
Girls girls girls go by they do not see him
They don't even try they don't even try
Won't even try
No one shook hands with Frozen Fred
His hands were too cold to hold
Isn't it tragic, isn't it sad
They left him in the cold
No safari to hot Africa
He booked a passage to Antarctica
He's doing well among the Eskimos
They even gave him one of their igloos
Igloo oe oe oes, oe oe oe oes
There's no place in our world today
For weirdos like Frozen Fred
They found him one morning cold and still
So sad Frozen Fred is dead
No warm day for Frozen Fred
They've frozen him cold and deep
So many a century from now
He might wake up from his sleep
You may not believe it's true
What happened to this cat called Frozen Fred
Could happen to me and to you
Fred had a passion for frozen food
And TV dinners, too
He hated that merciless summer sun
The weekly barbecue
Spends his summer in the swimming pool
Trying desperately to keep it cool
Girls girls girls go by they do not see him
They don't even try they don't even try
Won't even try
No one shook hands with Frozen Fred
His hands were too cold to hold
Isn't it tragic, isn't it sad
They left him in the cold
No safari to hot Africa
He booked a passage to Antarctica
He's doing well among the Eskimos
They even gave him one of their igloos
Igloo oe oe oes, oe oe oe oes
There's no place in our world today
For weirdos like Frozen Fred
They found him one morning cold and still
So sad Frozen Fred is dead
No warm day for Frozen Fred
They've frozen him cold and deep
So many a century from now
He might wake up from his sleep