The Offspring, Jello Biafra - Disclaimer lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to the disclaimer!
That's right, the disclaimer!
This 'Merican apple pie institution
Known as parental discretion
Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
From the lyrics that might
Actually make you think
And will also insult your intelligence
At the same time so protect your family
This album contains explicit depictions of
Things which are real
These real things are commonly known as life
So, if it sounds sarcastic
Don't take it seriously
If it sounds dangerous
Do not try this at home or at all
And if it offends you
Just don't listen to it