The Offspring - Don't Pick It Up lyrics
[The Offspring - Don't Pick It Up lyrics]
I saw a little kid as he walked around
He picked a candy bar up off the ground
He chowed about a half then
His face turned blue
Turned out that candy bar was a doggy doo
(Whoa oh) Don't pick it up I say
(Whoa oh) Unless you can throw it away
(Whoa oh) Don't pick it up I say
You're gonna be bummed that you went that way
You're out there makin' bacon, no scrutiny
You mess around too much and you got VD
You know you never think
And you're sore today
You're gonna take it back to Californ-IA
(Whoa oh) Don't pick it up I say
(Whoa oh) Unless you can throw it away
(Whoa oh) Don't pick it up I say
You're gonna be bummed that you went that way
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
(Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick
It up! Pick it up) so
My friend was kinda hurtin' a girl to try
He saw one that looked like
Pat on Saturday Night Live
It had a pair of thingies, a mustache too
Not clearly male nor female, so what to do
(Whoa oh) Don't pick it up I say
(Whoa oh) Unless you can throw it away
(Whoa oh) Don't pick it up I say
You're gonna be bummed that you went that way