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Greg: Hello career Finders greg speaking
May I help you? T: Oh, I'm T-Nut i'm T-Dog
T-Nut Penitentiary greg: Okay
T: T-Dog Nut, Killer T
Greg: What are your special
Areas of interest?

(Yo, I pump crack) you fill cracks? (Nah
I pump 'em) whoa, I think you got
Too personal or something
So, you're living an alternative lifestyle
(Nah, nigga, I sell crack in little vials)
Hmm, I think I got the perfect job for you:
Go home and raise your kids and
Stay the fuck out the booth
(Ayyo, fuck you) next! Why
You looking all vexed? What's your skill?
(Everyday, I blast niggas with TECs)
Can you use an AK?
(Hell yeah) is that a fact?
Ak, pull up the plane and
Get this kid to Iraq
State your name Mighty Dollar
(Laughing) What's so funny?
Nothing Son, I'm known to get money
Yeah, it says right here
You rhyme excessively about
Cash as if everyday's a
Fucking spending spree
Maybe consider accounting or banking
Or maybe it's time to stop
Doing the glam thing
It's played out oh my God
He hasn't noticed yet
Leave the mic alone and pass the
Rhyming to the vets next
Fuck that matter fact, close the office
These lost
Black zombie niggas making me nauseous

(Career Finders) Leave that life
Of rap behind ya
We got something to suit you finer we're
(Career Finders) Put them pipe
Dreams on the shelf and let us put you on
The right path to wealth

(Hello career Finders) yeah
I'm looking for a position
Special talent: I'm really good at dissing
I’ll thug it out too on a peniten’ mission
Kindness and discipline is all
That I'm missing
(But, I) I want to get paid i got these flows
The record that I made
It’ll help me get laid
Okay, let's see Mr disser
Mr 9 Millimeter, punk-fixer
You're interested in being richer
Without no work i'll put you down as a wisher
Wait, did I mention I can
Roll weed in a swisher?
Hmm, I'll put you down as a wisher (Dreams)
So, this is what we got
You’re good at pointing out who's
A bitch and who's not
You ain't scared, down to shoot up the spot
Have you thought about the military or a cop?
You’d make a good bank robber
You’d like to be the star-shit, man? Well
What about a hitman?
Got to give it to you: when it comes to hard
You the hardest we're just not
Sure if you’re an artist

(Career Finders) Leave that life
Of rap behind ya
We got something to suit you finer we're
(Career Finders) Put them pipe
Dreams on the shelf and let us put you on
The right path to wealth

Uh, yo instead of making records
Having everybody nervous
Maybe we could get you something
With the Secret Service
Many applicants frown when they
First heard this
But what's being an artist got
To do with doing murders?
You want to bust guns? Here's some fly shit
A war's going on be a front line private
Yeah, you could be a hero in Iraq
Or be the cat that stop the
Next plane from being hijacked
(Damn) But, you want to party hard
Instead of being a rapper
Maybe you could be a bodyguard
Or maybe work a detail at Mardi Gras
A chaperone at the naughty bar
Where the hotties are
You a typical applicant with everything
You say you do, it make me wonder why you
Want to rap and shit
I'ma put your résumé back in the cabinet
Find another path Career Finders
Ain't having it

(Career Finders) Leave that life
Of rap behind ya
We got something to suit you finer we're
(Career Finders) Put them pipe
Dreams on the shelf and let us put you on
The right path to wealth

Greg: What are your special
Areas of interest?
T: Nigga I pimp them hoes what? Greg: Okay
T: Nigga shh i'm a real nigga
Though you know
Why? ‘Cause niggas don't know
I'm real nigga, nigga, nigga
(Laughing) shiat