The Queers - Ben Weasel lyrics
[The Queers - Ben Weasel lyrics]
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8!
He rants and raves, he screams and shouts
He always flips his lid
But deep down inside, he loves you kids
I know that you think he's just a goon
But he makes little Vapid clean his room
He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like Prong
And I'll bet you five bucks that
He don't like this song
Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk ben Weasel
You just hate him 'cause he
Don't have to work
Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk ben Weasel
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, what can you do?
Ben Weasel, he's so cool
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8!
He drinks mud, he smokes his butts
He's glued to his TV
But when I drink a brew, he frowns on me
He paces in his living room
And festers every night
But we know that his bark's
Worse than his bite
He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like Prong
And I'll bet you five bucks that
He don't like this song
Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk ben Weasel
You just hate him 'cause he
Don't have to work
Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk ben Weasel
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, what can you do?
Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He rants and raves, he screams and shouts
He always flips his lid
But deep down inside, he loves you kids
I know that you think he's just a goon
But he makes little Vapid clean his room
He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like Prong
And I'll bet you five bucks that
He don't like this song
Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk ben Weasel
You just hate him 'cause he
Don't have to work
Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk ben Weasel
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, what can you do?
Ben Weasel, he's so cool
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8!
He drinks mud, he smokes his butts
He's glued to his TV
But when I drink a brew, he frowns on me
He paces in his living room
And festers every night
But we know that his bark's
Worse than his bite
He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like Prong
And I'll bet you five bucks that
He don't like this song
Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk ben Weasel
You just hate him 'cause he
Don't have to work
Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk ben Weasel
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, what can you do?
Ben Weasel, he's so cool