The Queers - Cut It Dude lyrics
[The Queers - Cut It Dude lyrics]
All the guys, they look oh so stupid
And I wanna know why
All the girls, they get so impressed
That it makes me wanna die
All that long hair makes me whine
It's '95 not '69
I don't think it's very nice
Guys looking like Jesus Christ
A-whoa oh a-whoa oh
Big, fat, ugly jocks with hairdos
Look like fucking clowns and everyone knows
They're just the biggest jerks around
I'm asking you on bending knees
Change that hairdo, won't you please?
Lose that ponytail, you'll see
That you'd be so cool like me a-whoa oh
Won't you, won't you cut it, dude?
Won't you, won't you cut it, dude?
Won't you, won't you cut it, dude?
Then you'd be so cool like me
All the guys, they look oh so stupid
And I wanna know why
All the girls, they get so impressed
That it makes me wanna die
I'm asking you on bending knees
Change that hairdo, won't you please?
Lose that ponytail, you'll see
That you'd be so cool like me a-whoa oh
Won't you, won't you cut it, dude?
Won't you, won't you cut it, dude?
Won't you, won't you cut it, dude?
Then you'd be so cool like me a-whoa oh
Won't you, won't you cut it, dude?
And I wanna know why
All the girls, they get so impressed
That it makes me wanna die
All that long hair makes me whine
It's '95 not '69
I don't think it's very nice
Guys looking like Jesus Christ
A-whoa oh a-whoa oh
Big, fat, ugly jocks with hairdos
Look like fucking clowns and everyone knows
They're just the biggest jerks around
I'm asking you on bending knees
Change that hairdo, won't you please?
Lose that ponytail, you'll see
That you'd be so cool like me a-whoa oh
Won't you, won't you cut it, dude?
Won't you, won't you cut it, dude?
Won't you, won't you cut it, dude?
Then you'd be so cool like me
All the guys, they look oh so stupid
And I wanna know why
All the girls, they get so impressed
That it makes me wanna die
I'm asking you on bending knees
Change that hairdo, won't you please?
Lose that ponytail, you'll see
That you'd be so cool like me a-whoa oh
Won't you, won't you cut it, dude?
Won't you, won't you cut it, dude?
Won't you, won't you cut it, dude?
Then you'd be so cool like me a-whoa oh
Won't you, won't you cut it, dude?