The Queers - Idiot Savant lyrics
[The Queers - Idiot Savant lyrics]
You know he read a couple books
And now he shoots me dirty looks
As if he thinks he's better than me
A condescending attitude
Well, I hate to tell you, dude
Can't buy a vowel on your SATs
Some cruel prick told him he's on the ball
Don't hold your breath waiting
For Mensa to call
He's an idiot savant, first-class moron
He's an idiot savant, jackass indeed
He's an idiot savant
One minute pushing a mop
The next studying geometry
He really made his parents proud
A regular magna cum laude
Valedictorian of the urinal set
Is he a genius? Listen, bud
The man split's atoms with his butt
Don't need his fingers to count to ten
He's a Renaissance man of the world
He's doing well
He's close to learning how to
Tie his shoelaces without help
He's an idiot savant, he's a cloth-eared flop
He's an idiot savant, an imbecile indeed
He's an idiot savant, an Ivy League retard
Making his way to a PhD
He's way too smart to be fooled
By the likes of me or you
He knows what's going on in the world
He thinks that chili con carne
Is a Mexican farmer
And RuPaul is just a really tall girl
He'll show you who's really the better man
As he asks you if you'd
Like some fries with that
He's an idiot savant in a thirty-point font
He's an idiot savant, a walking dictionary
He's an idiot savant, ask him what he wants
Just to go down on history
He's an idiot savant, first-class moron
He's an idiot savant, jackass indeed
He's an idiot savant
One minute pushing a mop
The next studying geometry
And now he shoots me dirty looks
As if he thinks he's better than me
A condescending attitude
Well, I hate to tell you, dude
Can't buy a vowel on your SATs
Some cruel prick told him he's on the ball
Don't hold your breath waiting
For Mensa to call
He's an idiot savant, first-class moron
He's an idiot savant, jackass indeed
He's an idiot savant
One minute pushing a mop
The next studying geometry
He really made his parents proud
A regular magna cum laude
Valedictorian of the urinal set
Is he a genius? Listen, bud
The man split's atoms with his butt
Don't need his fingers to count to ten
He's a Renaissance man of the world
He's doing well
He's close to learning how to
Tie his shoelaces without help
He's an idiot savant, he's a cloth-eared flop
He's an idiot savant, an imbecile indeed
He's an idiot savant, an Ivy League retard
Making his way to a PhD
He's way too smart to be fooled
By the likes of me or you
He knows what's going on in the world
He thinks that chili con carne
Is a Mexican farmer
And RuPaul is just a really tall girl
He'll show you who's really the better man
As he asks you if you'd
Like some fries with that
He's an idiot savant in a thirty-point font
He's an idiot savant, a walking dictionary
He's an idiot savant, ask him what he wants
Just to go down on history
He's an idiot savant, first-class moron
He's an idiot savant, jackass indeed
He's an idiot savant
One minute pushing a mop
The next studying geometry