The Reytons - Billy Big Bollocks lyrics
[The Reytons - Billy Big Bollocks lyrics]
On the drink again
Now he's giving it the big un but
The crowd know it's all pretend
He's had too much to drink and
Don't care what you think
Vodka and lager thrown up down the sink
He's talking a lot but saying
So little right now
And he's calling the doorman a loser
And it's all kicking off in the boozer
The night's just begun but they
Tell him he's done and at the top of his
Voice he demanded another one
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You silly little man you talk the talk
But can't be so hard with
That bottle in your hand
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You stupid little man
Cause getting thrown out of here can't
Have been part of your plan
Billy big bollock's stood at
The takeaway door
Giving it the big 'un but they've
All heard it all before
Slowly he's given he's out for a fate
Stood on his own I can't see any mates
Giving it large and he can't
Even walk on his own
And he's asking the bloke for a lager
He's tell him no like his father
The night's just begun but they
Tell him he's done and at the top of his
Voice he demanded another one
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You silly little man you talk the talk
But can't be so hard without
Bottle in your hand
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You stupid little man
Cause getting thrown out of here can't
Have been part of your plan
Billy big bollocks sways in a taxi queue
A bird walks past
He can't help it he has to be rude
He's giving her lips as
He's taking her home
But what he can't see is
She ain't on her own
Her boyfriend walks over
He walks up beside him and laughs
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You silly little man you talk the talk
But can't be so hard without
Bottle in your hand
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You stupid little man
It's gotta be gotta be gotta
Be part of your plan
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You silly little man
Cause getting knocked out tonight can't have
Been part of your plan