The Rumjacks - Last Orders lyrics
[The Rumjacks - Last Orders lyrics]
In the event of my demise
Come take a spoon & dig out both my eyes
I’ll see no more the work
Of loves tender ties
In the event of my demise
Come the day I slip me wind
(Come the day I slip me wind)
Tie your boots & kick my pumpkin in
So I can't dream of her layin’ there with him
Come the day I slip me wind
Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold
Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king
Of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her
My Silesian girl see the day I pop me clogs
(See the day I pop me clogs)
Wipe your blades and call off all your dogs
The only good I’ll be is
Food for all the bugs
See the day I pop me clogs
When I go tit's-up in a box
(When I go tit's-up in a box)
Plant me o’er beneath that pile o’ rocks
So I can’t roam around & rattle all her locks
When I go tit's-up in a box
Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold
Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king
Of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her
My Silesian girl
When I’ve took my final bow
(When I've took my final bow)
Don't fash yerself with all the when & how
If you weren't with me in the here & now
When I’ve took me final bow
When all my days have turned to night
(When all my days have turned to night)
Stuff my lugs wi’ all that straw & shite
So I can't hear her singing
Sweetly in the night
Oh that's the sound of blessed light
Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold
Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king
Of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her
My Silesian girl
Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold
Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king
Of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her
My Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold) my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold) my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold) my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold) my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold) my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold) my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold) my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold) my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold)
Come take a spoon & dig out both my eyes
I’ll see no more the work
Of loves tender ties
In the event of my demise
Come the day I slip me wind
(Come the day I slip me wind)
Tie your boots & kick my pumpkin in
So I can't dream of her layin’ there with him
Come the day I slip me wind
Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold
Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king
Of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her
My Silesian girl see the day I pop me clogs
(See the day I pop me clogs)
Wipe your blades and call off all your dogs
The only good I’ll be is
Food for all the bugs
See the day I pop me clogs
When I go tit's-up in a box
(When I go tit's-up in a box)
Plant me o’er beneath that pile o’ rocks
So I can’t roam around & rattle all her locks
When I go tit's-up in a box
Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold
Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king
Of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her
My Silesian girl
When I’ve took my final bow
(When I've took my final bow)
Don't fash yerself with all the when & how
If you weren't with me in the here & now
When I’ve took me final bow
When all my days have turned to night
(When all my days have turned to night)
Stuff my lugs wi’ all that straw & shite
So I can't hear her singing
Sweetly in the night
Oh that's the sound of blessed light
Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold
Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king
Of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her
My Silesian girl
Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold
Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king
Of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her
My Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold) my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold) my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold) my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold) my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold) my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold) my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold) my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold) my Silesian girl
(Not for all the tea in China
Dirty oil & solid gold)