The RunMen E.A.T. - Stormtroopers (Can’t Shoot Straight) lyrics
[The RunMen E.A.T. - Stormtroopers Can’t Shoot Straight lyrics]
A long long time ago
There was this guy named Vader
Had a war in the stars you know
And with a war you have an army
But their army cannot harm me
I won't get hurt if they fight me
That's a 100% guarantee most definitely
So why they don't replace them I can't say
It's like they're getting worse every day
They never hit always miss
How can they get worse than this
Their aim is piss
That's why we makin this stormtrooper diss
Don't know why they ain't fired
Cuz they ain't that great
And a stormtrooper can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Better to just stand and wait
Than try to dodge a stormtrooper
That can't shoot straight
Cuz we all know a stormtroopers death is fate
Cuz they can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
We all know they can't shoot straight
But what bout driving
Whenever they go somewhere they
Always show up late
They get there but they barely arriving
And when they go to the store
They crash into the gates
And their lack of driving skill
Is the only way they can kill
Their driving skill needs updating
But until then we'll keep berating
Dope rhymes and disses we creating
Stormtroopers suck there's no debating
It's a well known fact that I'm stating
And y'know that I'm not hating
Only innovating
Spitting fax and communicating
That a stormtrooper can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Better to just stand and wait
Than try to dodge a stormtrooper
That can't shoot straight
Cuz we all know a stormtroopers death is fate
Cuz they can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
I was walking round the death star
And then I saw stormtrooper
He tried to shoot me but I just stood still
Cuz I knew he couldn't kill me
Cuz it's like he can't see
Has I stood there I wondered
Do they even train these guys
Or do then even have eyes
They ain't got no experience clearly
Cuz they never gonna get ya
They always gonna miss ya
Yeah they never gonna get ya
They always gonna miss ya
They never gonna get ya
And they never ever hit ya
Cuz a stormtrooper ain't gonna
Ever shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Better to just stand and wait
Than try to dodge a stormtrooper
That can't shoot straight
Cuz we all know a stormtroopers death is fate
Cuz they can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight
There was this guy named Vader
Had a war in the stars you know
And with a war you have an army
But their army cannot harm me
I won't get hurt if they fight me
That's a 100% guarantee most definitely
So why they don't replace them I can't say
It's like they're getting worse every day
They never hit always miss
How can they get worse than this
Their aim is piss
That's why we makin this stormtrooper diss
Don't know why they ain't fired
Cuz they ain't that great
And a stormtrooper can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Better to just stand and wait
Than try to dodge a stormtrooper
That can't shoot straight
Cuz we all know a stormtroopers death is fate
Cuz they can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
We all know they can't shoot straight
But what bout driving
Whenever they go somewhere they
Always show up late
They get there but they barely arriving
And when they go to the store
They crash into the gates
And their lack of driving skill
Is the only way they can kill
Their driving skill needs updating
But until then we'll keep berating
Dope rhymes and disses we creating
Stormtroopers suck there's no debating
It's a well known fact that I'm stating
And y'know that I'm not hating
Only innovating
Spitting fax and communicating
That a stormtrooper can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Better to just stand and wait
Than try to dodge a stormtrooper
That can't shoot straight
Cuz we all know a stormtroopers death is fate
Cuz they can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
I was walking round the death star
And then I saw stormtrooper
He tried to shoot me but I just stood still
Cuz I knew he couldn't kill me
Cuz it's like he can't see
Has I stood there I wondered
Do they even train these guys
Or do then even have eyes
They ain't got no experience clearly
Cuz they never gonna get ya
They always gonna miss ya
Yeah they never gonna get ya
They always gonna miss ya
They never gonna get ya
And they never ever hit ya
Cuz a stormtrooper ain't gonna
Ever shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Better to just stand and wait
Than try to dodge a stormtrooper
That can't shoot straight
Cuz we all know a stormtroopers death is fate
Cuz they can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight can't shoot straight
Can't shoot straight