The Tiger Lillies - Car Thief lyrics
[The Tiger Lillies - Car Thief lyrics]
I steal your car any time of day
And by this time tomorrow it’s been resprayed
I will steal your car
Do you wanna make a date?
By this time tomorrow I’ll
Have changed the plates car thief
They say that I’m a menace
On the street no car is safe
I’ll ship it abroad
Sales outlets are in place
And all you motherfuckers you are all insured
So a little inconvenience I’m
Sure you can endure
Well I suppose my crimes go
In the pecking orders low
In and out of prison all the
Time I seem to go
I suppose the fact that I get
Caught shows I’m a bit slow
But the judge said I’m a
Social menace you know
I started as a plumber but
My pipes would always leak
I tried a little carpentry but
Ended up a thief so now a prison sentence is
A hazard I must face
But, I’m getting pretty close to
Buying my own place
And by this time tomorrow it’s been resprayed
I will steal your car
Do you wanna make a date?
By this time tomorrow I’ll
Have changed the plates car thief
They say that I’m a menace
On the street no car is safe
I’ll ship it abroad
Sales outlets are in place
And all you motherfuckers you are all insured
So a little inconvenience I’m
Sure you can endure
Well I suppose my crimes go
In the pecking orders low
In and out of prison all the
Time I seem to go
I suppose the fact that I get
Caught shows I’m a bit slow
But the judge said I’m a
Social menace you know
I started as a plumber but
My pipes would always leak
I tried a little carpentry but
Ended up a thief so now a prison sentence is
A hazard I must face
But, I’m getting pretty close to
Buying my own place