The Tiger Lillies - Ugly Joe lyrics
[The Tiger Lillies - Ugly Joe lyrics]
You got a face on the front you
Got a face on the back
Your beard is so long it’s
Going down your back
You’re so ugly mirrors you crack
Down a back alley you’d better mind your back
You’re so ugly
Where others got skin you got scales
You look a bit green and a bit pale
At genteel conversation you’re gonna fail
You’re as slimy as a garden snail
You got a bird’s nest in your beard
You hang around looking weird
You open your mouth saying something queer
As you drink twenty pints of beer
You’re so ugly
You’ve got less charm than Attila the Hun
You got a dirty face and a dirty bum
Adolf Hitler would have been a chum
You’re a dirty low-life piece of scum
You’re a bearded leady in the freakshow
When they look at you you let them know
You can use more holes than they can show
The hate from you is quick to flow
You’re so ugly
The little kids want to pull your beard
You stab them with your spear
When they say is it real
Sometimes you let them have a feel
(of your fist) ugly
Ugly Joe
Got a face on the back
Your beard is so long it’s
Going down your back
You’re so ugly mirrors you crack
Down a back alley you’d better mind your back
You’re so ugly
Where others got skin you got scales
You look a bit green and a bit pale
At genteel conversation you’re gonna fail
You’re as slimy as a garden snail
You got a bird’s nest in your beard
You hang around looking weird
You open your mouth saying something queer
As you drink twenty pints of beer
You’re so ugly
You’ve got less charm than Attila the Hun
You got a dirty face and a dirty bum
Adolf Hitler would have been a chum
You’re a dirty low-life piece of scum
You’re a bearded leady in the freakshow
When they look at you you let them know
You can use more holes than they can show
The hate from you is quick to flow
You’re so ugly
The little kids want to pull your beard
You stab them with your spear
When they say is it real
Sometimes you let them have a feel
(of your fist) ugly
Ugly Joe