The Tiger Lillies - Ugly lyrics
[The Tiger Lillies - Ugly lyrics]
We're so ugly our doctor prescribes smack
When we look in mirrors they always crack
We're so ugly and also we're unkind
The only thing worse than our
Fronts are our behinds
We're so ugly don't you look at us
Othewise you might pass out
Our ugliness does crush
We're so ugly little children gasp
I crush 'em to death under my enormous arse
We're so ugly you sure would pass out
And if we give you a leer
In terror you will shout
We're so ugly old ladies they do cry
If they have heart conditions
Sometimes they do die
We're so ugly tourists cameras at us click
They are so insensitive they are really sick
But we're so ugly we break the camera's lens
Thos cameras are so traumatised
Them you cannot mend
We're so ugly when archaeologists us find
They'll claim we are Neanderthals
From Neolithic times
We're so ugly peaople scream
But we don't mind
One day our prince will come though
Of course he will be blind
When we look in mirrors they always crack
We're so ugly and also we're unkind
The only thing worse than our
Fronts are our behinds
We're so ugly don't you look at us
Othewise you might pass out
Our ugliness does crush
We're so ugly little children gasp
I crush 'em to death under my enormous arse
We're so ugly you sure would pass out
And if we give you a leer
In terror you will shout
We're so ugly old ladies they do cry
If they have heart conditions
Sometimes they do die
We're so ugly tourists cameras at us click
They are so insensitive they are really sick
But we're so ugly we break the camera's lens
Thos cameras are so traumatised
Them you cannot mend
We're so ugly when archaeologists us find
They'll claim we are Neanderthals
From Neolithic times
We're so ugly peaople scream
But we don't mind
One day our prince will come though
Of course he will be blind