The Tragically Hip - Emperor Penguin lyrics

I like the tone of your trumpet
Come on let's spill some paint
Let's raise a glass of milk to
The end of another day
And to the kiss that's still intangible
The kids are all right just unmanageable
They won't do a damn thing you say

Your voice is all detached on
A radio wave breeze
We have another caller with a bachelor degree
Talking alien invasion is the
Only chance of unity
Well, sorry to interrupt you, caller
But that's a physical impossibility
That's a physical impossibility
That's a physical impossibility
You'd be tossed up or washed up
The narrator relates
In a spartan antarctican walk for many days
Meet with Emperor Penguin
Devotion to the egg
And their women are swimming from
Half an ocean away

Don't sound so detached, this is you and me
Just give me your opinion before
You turn to leave
Your crust is just incredible
The radio was edible
When you said don't wipe your
Arses with your sleeves
You're a physical impossibility
You're a physical impossibility
It was a physical impossibility