The Wombats - Caravan in Wales lyrics

We're going on holiday
So why have you got an array
Of board games under your arm?
What's the point in going somewhere else
If you're only going to do exactly what
You would be doing at home?
Looks like we're both in checkmate now

Board games have a double meaning
In this caravan in Wales
You sink ships when we should be kissing
Monopoly has thrown us in jail!

So stick the kettle on
So stick the kettle on!
Cos that's your get out call
Your automatic response when everything
Is going wrong it was you who killed us in
The bedroom with the lights on
Board games have a double meaning
In this caravan in Wales


You sink ships when we should be kissing
Monopoly has thrown us in jail!
Board games have a double meaning
In this caravan in Wales
You play Scrabble though we should be kissing
Monopoly has thrown us in jail!

Looks like we're both in checkmate now