The Wombats - Kenneth Clarke's Beard lyrics

Kenneth Clarke's beard's a wondrous place
There are thousands of people who
Live on his face
There are schools for the children
And homes for the old
When you live in a beard, you never get cold

There's a theme park, a circus
A lake and a zoo
On Kenneth Clarke's beard there's just
So much to do

I live in a place that's never been sheared
I livе in Kenneth Clarke's bеard