The Wombats - Kill The Director lyrics
[The Wombats - Kill The Director lyrics]
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
Oh, what a skill to have, oh, what a skill
To have so many skills
That make her distinctive
But they're not mine to have, no
They're not mine
Whenever she looks, I read the nearest paper
Though I don't care about the soaps
No, I don't care about the soaps
Though I'm acting like I'm
In an EastEnders episode!
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
If this is a rom-com, kill the director!
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
If this is a rom-com, kill the director
Please,!
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
Don't talk to girls they'll break your heart
And this is my head and this is my spout
But they work together they
Can't figure anything out
So with the angst of a teenage band
Here's another song about a
Gender I'll never understand
Here's another song about a
Gender I'll never understand
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
If this is a rom-com, kill the director!
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
If this is a rom-com, kill the director!
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
If this is a rom-com, kill the director
Please,!
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(Kill the director) this is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(Kill the director)
This is no (Kill) Bridget Jones (Kill)
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(Kill the director)
This is no (Kill) Bridget Jones (Kill)
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(Well, double kill the director)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(Kill the director)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(Kill the director)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones
Oh, what a skill to have, oh, what a skill
To have so many skills
That make her distinctive
But they're not mine to have, no
They're not mine
Whenever she looks, I read the nearest paper
Though I don't care about the soaps
No, I don't care about the soaps
Though I'm acting like I'm
In an EastEnders episode!
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
If this is a rom-com, kill the director!
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
If this is a rom-com, kill the director
Please,!
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
Don't talk to girls they'll break your heart
And this is my head and this is my spout
But they work together they
Can't figure anything out
So with the angst of a teenage band
Here's another song about a
Gender I'll never understand
Here's another song about a
Gender I'll never understand
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
If this is a rom-com, kill the director!
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
If this is a rom-com, kill the director!
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
If this is a rom-com, kill the director
Please,!
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(Kill the director) this is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(Kill the director)
This is no (Kill) Bridget Jones (Kill)
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(Kill the director)
This is no (Kill) Bridget Jones (Kill)
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(Well, double kill the director)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(Kill the director)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(Kill the director)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones