The Wombats - My First Wedding lyrics
[The Wombats - My First Wedding lyrics]
This is my first wedding and I
Hope it is my last
Things would be fantastic if me and
The bride didn't have a past
So I stand by the buffet
And submerse myself in brie
I'm tactically positioned, yeah
Because the bar is near and
The champagne's for free
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
This is my first wedding and
I hope it passes quick
If I’ve got no feelings for her
Then why is my stomach feeling so sick?
As they dance to their soppy song
I pray it isn't love
Because she's my heartless bitch that I just
Can't seem to get enough of
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
She'll steal your mind first, then your car
She’s not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
Blame it on an evil twist of fate
That she created from the start
Just one more single malt
Then it’s off to bed for me
My head is spinning round and
My legs are break dancing (He's pissed)
I only meant to say farewell
But I spilt more than my drink
I can't remember exactly what I said
But I remember being chased up the street!
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
She'll steal your mind first, then your car
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
Blame it on an evil twist of fate
That she created from the start
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
She's not that beautiful!
Hope it is my last
Things would be fantastic if me and
The bride didn't have a past
So I stand by the buffet
And submerse myself in brie
I'm tactically positioned, yeah
Because the bar is near and
The champagne's for free
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
This is my first wedding and
I hope it passes quick
If I’ve got no feelings for her
Then why is my stomach feeling so sick?
As they dance to their soppy song
I pray it isn't love
Because she's my heartless bitch that I just
Can't seem to get enough of
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
She'll steal your mind first, then your car
She’s not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
Blame it on an evil twist of fate
That she created from the start
Just one more single malt
Then it’s off to bed for me
My head is spinning round and
My legs are break dancing (He's pissed)
I only meant to say farewell
But I spilt more than my drink
I can't remember exactly what I said
But I remember being chased up the street!
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
She'll steal your mind first, then your car
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
Blame it on an evil twist of fate
That she created from the start
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
She's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful!
She's not that beautiful!