The Wombats - Patricia the Stripper lyrics
[The Wombats - Patricia the Stripper lyrics]
She works downtown in an unmarked bar
Flyin' round poles
She always gave me the fright of my life!
I didn't mean to get involved
It was the alcohol mixed with
An empty feeling inside
It's such a bad idea
To fall in love with a 'lady of the night'
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh)
(Woo ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh) Why couldn't
God give her two left
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh) Feet
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh) Then she
Couldn't run away from me!
Months go by, and I'm alone in bed
While she's greasing up for when
The businessmen and lawyers arrive
I've got to wear a beard, a suit, and tie
To get past the door if I
Want to see my girl tonight
I go to all this effort
Just to see my fair Patricia going
Home with some other guy
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh)
(Woo ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh) Why couldn't
God give her two left
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh) Feet
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh) Then she
Couldn't run away from me!
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh)
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh) Oh
Why couldn't God give her two left
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh) Feet
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh) Then she
Couldn't run away from me!
She thinks I'm sad and that's alright
But she doesn't hate me, so
There's my little alibi
I can't, I can't leave, I can't, I can't
I can't she's my coked-up botox girl
Patricia, Patricia
Oh, Patricia
The stripper, you are my sunshine!
Oh, Patricia
The stripper, come on home tonight!
Oh, Patricia
The stripper, you are my sunshine
So why can't you come home with me tonight?
Flyin' round poles
She always gave me the fright of my life!
I didn't mean to get involved
It was the alcohol mixed with
An empty feeling inside
It's such a bad idea
To fall in love with a 'lady of the night'
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh)
(Woo ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh) Why couldn't
God give her two left
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh) Feet
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh) Then she
Couldn't run away from me!
Months go by, and I'm alone in bed
While she's greasing up for when
The businessmen and lawyers arrive
I've got to wear a beard, a suit, and tie
To get past the door if I
Want to see my girl tonight
I go to all this effort
Just to see my fair Patricia going
Home with some other guy
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh)
(Woo ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh) Why couldn't
God give her two left
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh) Feet
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh) Then she
Couldn't run away from me!
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh)
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh) Oh
Why couldn't God give her two left
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh) Feet
(Woo ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh) Then she
Couldn't run away from me!
She thinks I'm sad and that's alright
But she doesn't hate me, so
There's my little alibi
I can't, I can't leave, I can't, I can't
I can't she's my coked-up botox girl
Patricia, Patricia
Oh, Patricia
The stripper, you are my sunshine!
Oh, Patricia
The stripper, come on home tonight!
Oh, Patricia
The stripper, you are my sunshine
So why can't you come home with me tonight?