Theo Katzman - Best" lyrics
[Theo Katzman - Best" lyrics]
Whoever said
That words can't hurt you must have never had
A dictionary dropped down on their head
From a distance the last I checked
That'd knock you dead and I'm impressed
'Cause based on the available context
Well, I don't think you were speaking in jest
I think you meant it because you signed it
And then you sent it
You coulda told me to get lost
It wouldn't've hurt me so bad
You coulda told me to fuck off
I woulda prob'ly just laughed
But for all the days we spent together
And all the ways you could end a letter
I woulda thought you'd pick something better
But instead, you chose "Best"
Well, I confess
If this was just some ruthless kind of test
To see if I'd get uselessly obsessed
Well, then you nailed it
'Cause you passed it and I failed it
You coulda told me to get lost
It wouldn't've hurt me so bad
You coulda told me to fuck off
I woulda prob'ly just laughed
But for all the days we spent together
And all the ways you could end a letter
I woulda thought you'd pick something better
But instead, you chose "Best"
Oh, oh yes i'd have never guessed
Baby, you chose "Best"
Peace, love, sincerely, warmest regards
Cheers, yours truly, xO
Talk soon, later, thanks for reading
With all due respect let me be direct
Did you forget
How many times the two of us had sex?
Though I would call it love making instead
At least a thousand the last I checked
But who's counting?
You coulda told me to get lost
It wouldn't've hurt me so bad
You coulda told me to fuck off
I woulda prob'ly just laughed
But for all the days we spent together
And all the ways you could end a letter
I woulda thought you'd pick something better
But instead, you chose "Best"
Oh, oh yes i'd have never guessed
Baby, you chose "Best"
That words can't hurt you must have never had
A dictionary dropped down on their head
From a distance the last I checked
That'd knock you dead and I'm impressed
'Cause based on the available context
Well, I don't think you were speaking in jest
I think you meant it because you signed it
And then you sent it
You coulda told me to get lost
It wouldn't've hurt me so bad
You coulda told me to fuck off
I woulda prob'ly just laughed
But for all the days we spent together
And all the ways you could end a letter
I woulda thought you'd pick something better
But instead, you chose "Best"
Well, I confess
If this was just some ruthless kind of test
To see if I'd get uselessly obsessed
Well, then you nailed it
'Cause you passed it and I failed it
You coulda told me to get lost
It wouldn't've hurt me so bad
You coulda told me to fuck off
I woulda prob'ly just laughed
But for all the days we spent together
And all the ways you could end a letter
I woulda thought you'd pick something better
But instead, you chose "Best"
Oh, oh yes i'd have never guessed
Baby, you chose "Best"
Peace, love, sincerely, warmest regards
Cheers, yours truly, xO
Talk soon, later, thanks for reading
With all due respect let me be direct
Did you forget
How many times the two of us had sex?
Though I would call it love making instead
At least a thousand the last I checked
But who's counting?
You coulda told me to get lost
It wouldn't've hurt me so bad
You coulda told me to fuck off
I woulda prob'ly just laughed
But for all the days we spent together
And all the ways you could end a letter
I woulda thought you'd pick something better
But instead, you chose "Best"
Oh, oh yes i'd have never guessed
Baby, you chose "Best"