TheSlitsBetweenTheSkin - My Ex Girl lyrics
[TheSlitsBetweenTheSkin - My Ex Girl lyrics]
You just touch me, she’ll get angry
Fucking bitch just tried to kill me
Even though I bought her Wendy’s
My ex is a fucked up stupid dumb bitch
All she wanna do with me
Is suck my motherfucking dick
And it gets on my nerves, she's a sex addict
And somehow everybody says that
I'm a fucking prick this bitch doesn't even
Wanna motherfucking cuddle
It kinda breaks my heart because
I love to get nuzzled
You think I give a fuck all
I produce is straight cringe?
I was born without fucks
And I haven't cared since
Back on the topic, she found me at Hot Topic
Searching for a shirt with my
Favorite band on it
She was talking mad gossip about
Me in a coffin i wasn't wasting time
Man I think I fucking lost it
I yelled her name loud and
It shook the fucking ground
Think I could be heard from
All the way around town
I got back in my car and
Went straight to my house
But I'm super paranoid that I
Can't even lie down
I hate her, so much
My ex girl she’s fucking crazy
You just touch me, she’ll get angry
Fucking bitch just tried to kill me
Even though I bought her Wendy’s
I woke up at midnight because
I heard a strange noise
It was my ex girl and she
Also brought some fucking boys
They had cool ass pistols
But I wasn't really scared
Because I shot them all at once
Like I was triple dog dared
And I came prepared
I pulled out a bag of Wendy's
Cuz I knew to her the
Fucking burgers tasted like candy
But she blocked that shit
So much for coming in handy
In the moment everything was
Feeling hella uncanny
She karate chopped the bag and it
All fell on the floor
So, I turned the fuck around and
Headed straight for the door
It was locked, so I stopped
And then she used the fucking force
And I was pulled back fast and
Then thrown down on the floor
She tried to stab me with a knife
But she forgot I was fast
I flopped around like a fish until
I hopped off of my ass
And then I jumped out the window
Like as fast as the flash
I'm surprised that I actually came
Out of that all intact
I hate her, so much
My ex girl she’s fucking crazy
You just touch me, she’ll get angry
Fucking bitch just tried to kill me
Even though I bought her Wendy’s
I fucking got her Wendy’s
I’ll take that food back, bitch
My ex girl she’s fucking crazy
You just touch me, she’ll get angry
Fucking bitch just tried to kill me
Even though I bought her Wendy’s