They Might Be Giants - Mario Speaks lyrics

Okay, okay, settle down everyone
Okay, please, please
Alright, it's showtime everyone listen
I've got a story to tell
When I first accepted the
Job as personal manager
And stylist for they might be giants
The boys said:
"mario, integrity is everything! you keep
The money we'll live on
Love -the love we have
For sophisticated head-bobbing music!"

But, I told them, "you guys are
Gonna have to change everything! flansburgh
You need new clothes that fringe jacket
And platform shoes
Thing is completeley out! and linnell
Shave the beard and get yourself
A hair transplant maybe
An accordion would be good I don't know"
Boy, were those guys mad at me but it's all
Water under the bridge, now i'll tell ya
My boys have crossed over with a look
And sound all my
Own i guess you could say I made them
But I prefer to think I simply own them
Ladies and gentlemen, my boys
The only band that refuses to be
A force to be reckoned with
Those twin quasars of rock
Let's give a warm round of applause
For they might be giants!