They Might Be Giants - Money for Dope lyrics

Walking stick lobster shell
Cellophane acid bath
Legal pad nitrogen
Avocado sleeping bag
Rope money for dope

Russian hat safety glass
Jumping beans hand grenade
Almanac butcher block
Finger cymbals liquid soap
Money for dope

Opera glasses letter of
Rubber gloves chewing gum
Antenna magic marker
Edna Ferber novel baking soda
Cobra venom poker caddy
Money for dope (Check)

Banjolin (Check)
A dozen oysters on the half-shell (Check)
Wooden leg (Check) galvanized tub (Check)
Money for dope

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Ice cream tray (Check) gasoline (Check)
Savings bond (Check) laughing gas (Check)
Butter churn (Check) pesticide (Check)
Autograph (Check) from Julian Cope (Check)
Money for dope

Whipping cream (Check) table salt (Check)
Butter wedge (Check) chafing dish (Check)
Backing track (Check) slot machine (Check)
Hockey mask (Check) isotope (Check)
Money for dope

Swimming goggles penicillin
Needle nose pliers lighter fluid
Sarsaparilla magnet
Axe woolen blanket
1997 calendar potato peeler
Money for dope (Check)

Water skis (Check)
Preserved barn owl skeleton (Check)
Fake mustache (Check) bucket of lye (Check)
Money for dope money for dope

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Money for dope (Check) banjolin (Check)
A dozen oysters on the half-shell (Check)
Wooden leg (Check) galvanized tub (Check)
Money for dope money for dope
Money for dope