They Might Be Giants - Returning to the U.S. lyrics

Returning once again to the United States
They Might Be Giants enters the
Old Dominion, Charlottesville, Virginia here
Thomas Jefferson
Founded the University Of Virginia
And built
His magnificent bat cave, Monticello
Where he made sweet love
To Sally Hemings moved
By the aesthetic brilliance
And the enlightenment
Ideals of America's third prеsident
They Might Be Giants crеates a
Song for the Starr
Hill Music Hall that is steeped in history

Returning once again to the United States
They Might be Giants enters the
Old Dominion, Charlottesville
VA despite being
"pigeonholed" by "critics" as
"Brooklyn based", true rock historians know
Well the band's earliest beginnings
As the hard-drinking
Southern-fried sound engineers
For the third lead guitarist in
The boogie rock band
38 Special at the Starr Hill Music Hall
They Might be Giants finally has a chance
To put on their
Imaginary buckskin jumpsuit's, let down
Their imaginary waist-long hair
And imaginarily rock it the way
They imagined they once did