They Might Be Giants - Shoehorn with Teeth lyrics
[They Might Be Giants - Shoehorn with Teeth lyrics]
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up
For stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there's no such thing
He asks a girl if they can
Both sit in a chair
But he doesn't get nervous
She's not really there
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there's no such thing
Tour the world in a heavy metal band
But they run out of gas
The plane can never land
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up
For stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there's no such thing
What's the sense in ever
Thinking 'bout the tomb
When you're much too busy
Returning to the womb?
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up
For stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there's no such thing
People should get beat up
For stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there's no such thing
He asks a girl if they can
Both sit in a chair
But he doesn't get nervous
She's not really there
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there's no such thing
Tour the world in a heavy metal band
But they run out of gas
The plane can never land
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up
For stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there's no such thing
What's the sense in ever
Thinking 'bout the tomb
When you're much too busy
Returning to the womb?
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up
For stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there's no such thing