They Might Be Giants - The Cap'm lyrics

Do you think there's somebody out there
Someone else who's better than
The one you've got?
Well' there's not - there's not
When I talk you keep looking away from me
Cause you probably think that I'm high on pot
But, I'm not - I'm not

Look me over, I'm the cap'm
You say it's such a joke but
I don't see you laughing

People seem to think you can't be called
The cap'm unless you drive a boat
Well, I don't - I don't

Look me over, I'm the cap'm
Go ahead and mess with me -
You find out what will hap'm

Sit beside me at the helm
Yeah, this is what I call the helm
And this button here is
The fast-forward button did you say
What I think you just said?
My hat look good on me? I agree - I agree

Look me over, I'm the cap'm
You act like it's a joke but
I don't see you laughing

People seem to think you can't be called
The cap'm unless you drive a boat
Well, I don't - I don't i don't
I don't i don't