They Might Be Giants - Towson (Recher Theatre) lyrics

When you head out tonight
In your quest for excellence in theater
I won't be there i slammed my finger in the
Car door by accident
But, I salute you in your ongoing quest
For excellence in theater

What's it like in there? I will never know
The Recher Theatre in Towson and the secret
Rock show

As you navigate the rotary
On your way to park your car by the theater
I'll hold your sweater
My leg is in a bear trap
I'm unable to attend
But, I applaud you and I'll
Jealously read your blog after the show

What's it like in there? I will never know
The Recher Theatre in Towson and the secret
Rock show

I have stood outside the entrance for
25 of your earth years
I've mastered breathing oxygen
And learned the human art of wearing clothes
But, I shall never have the pleasure
Of knowing what goes on in that theatre

What's it like in there? I will never know
The Recher Theatre in Towson and the secret
Rock show

What's it like in there? I will never know
The Recher Theatre in Towson
And the secrrrrrrreeeeeeeeet rock show

Normally we would play that again just
To try to get it right, but