They Might Be Giants, Danny Weinkauf - Where Do They Make Balloons? lyrics

Marmalade's from Scotland, rugs from Pakistan
Mexico has jumping beans and
Cars are from Japan
Clowns are from the circus
Barking comes from dogs
Eggs come from a chicken and
Log cabins come from logs

But where, where do they make balloons?
But where, where do they make balloons?

New York has tall buildings
New Jersey has it's malls
Pisa has a leaning tower, will it ever fall?
The ocean has the fishes, London has a tower
In Holland they have windmills
Lots of bikes, and pretty flowers

But where, where do they make balloons?
But where, where do they make balloons?

Balloons, balloons balloons, balloons

Spaghetti is from China
But Italians make it best
Ants can make an anthill
And monkeys make a mess
Hungary isn't hungry
And French fries aren't from France
Turkeys aren't from Turkey, they can't fly
But they can dance

But where, where do they make balloons?
But where, where do they make balloons?
But where, where do they make balloons?
But where, where do they make balloons?