Toby Keith - Hot Rod Sleigh lyrics

I saw one of Santa's helpers
At the grocery store today
He was standing at the front
Door giving candy canes away
And I told him I was
Worried about a certain situation
How is Santa going to get
Here with this rising population

He said, i talked to the north pole
Sometime late last week
And it seems that dear old Santa
Has got something up his sleeve
As I leaned in to listen
He whispered in my hear
He said, do not you dare repeat
A single word of this, you hear

He said, boss man is all excited because his
New sled is almost ready
And they say he is got it painted up
Looks just like Richard Petty's
And Rudolph and the reindeer
They are looking long and mean
It is the fastest
Highest flying winter wonderland machine
I have not seen it for myself
But I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

It is got a heater in the
Floorboard because he is getting old
You know
And a windshield with the wipers should
He happen on some snow
Landing lights of red and white
All stuck along the side
So he can spot the rooftops as
He is falling from the sky

He is got a king-size toy bin
Locks in all the latches
And a big old custom air seat
With a safety belt that matches
The only thing about it that
Worries him a heap
Is that he might be here just long
Before the children get to sleep

He said, boss man is all excited because his
New sled is almost ready
And they say he is got it painted up
Looks just like Richard Petty's
And Rudolph and the reindeer
They are looking long and mean
It is the fastest
Highest flying winter wonderland machine
I have not seen it for myself
But I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

Well, I have not seen it for myself
But I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh