Toby Keith - I Don't Understand My Girlfriend lyrics
[Toby Keith - I Don't Understand My Girlfriend lyrics]
If I bought that girl some candy
How was I supposed to know
She was allergic to chocolate
I thought it would be fine
If we shared a glass of wine
She said, "Oh, no, not another alcoholic"
I don't understand my girlfriend
I haven't got a clue
I don't know where she's coming from
Or where she's going to
But, if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman Jack
I don't understand my girlfriend
She don't understand me, too
Yeah I thought I'd show some class
And order pheasant under glass
Hey how was I supposed to know
She was an avid bird watcher
I don't understand my girlfriend
I haven't got a clue
I don't know where she's coming from
Or where she's going to
But, if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman Jack
I don't understand my girlfriend
She don't understand me, too
No she don't understand me too
No she don't understand me too