Toby Keith - Red Solo Cup lyrics

Hey, one, two, three
Now, red Solo cup is the best receptacle
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs
And festivals
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinking from glass
Hey, red Solo cup is cheap and disposable
And in 14 years, they are decomposable
And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable
Freddy Mac can kiss my ass whoo!

Red Solo cup i fill you up
Let's have a party let's have a party
I love you, red Solo cup i lift you up
Proceed to party proceed to party

Now, I really love how you're easy to stack
But, I really hate how you're easy to crack
'Cause when beer runs down in
Front of my pack
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky
But, I have to admit that
The ladies get smitten
Admiring at how sharply my
First name is written
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hitting
On them to help me get lucky

Red Solo cup i fill you up
Let's have a party let's have a party
I love you, red Solo cup i lift you up
Proceed to party proceed to party

Now, I've seen you in blue and
I've seen you in yellow
But only you, red, will do for this fellow
'Cause you are the Abbott to my Costello
And you are the Fruit to my Loom
(Here we go now)
Red Solo cup, you're more than just plastic
You're more than amazing
You're more than fantastic
And believe me that I am
Not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say

Red Solo cup, you're not just a cup
(No! No! No! God, no)
You're my you're my (Friend?) friend
(Friend, friend, friend, life-long)
Thank you for being my friend

Red Solo cup
(That's what I am talking about)
I fill you up let's have a party
(Let's have a party) let's have a party
(Let's have a party)
I love you, red Solo cup i lift you up
Proceed to party proceed to party
Red Solo cup red Solo cup
(I fill you up, let's have a party)
Let's have a party (Let's have a party)
Let's have a party (Red Solo cup)
Oh red Solo cup (I lift you up)
Let's have a party
Proceed to party yeah, yeah

(Solo cup, solo cup, solo cup)
(Solo cup, solo cup, solo cup)
(Solo cup, solo cup)